one step closer to world domination…
if only it didn’t keep your loyal junkies from their fix.

Hey, whatever it takes to see your books in the theater or on the shelf is an okay excuse for me.

Scott, you filthy bastard…you have until midnight or I’m organizing a mob.

Hey Scott!

Don’t beat yourself up about the podcast timetable. Get out of the closet and pay the damm bils.

Infection rocked
Ancestor Rolled
Earthcore blew me away

But you gotta have balls to get the rookie

I wonder if anyone is ever up to date on listening to their podcasts too ???

Very best of luck on the nibbles (although for you I think, nibbles have blood dripping fangs attached )

Regards
Neil

Congratulations on the New York Times Article. I started listening to you because of “The Rookie” and I was hooked by the end of the promo. BTW Thanks, it’s a great story.

s’all good Sig…go make your money…..then GET BACK TO WORK pumpin me out some new podcrack!!!

p.s. I would LOVE to see how hollyweird handels the “chicken scissors” incedent

I will wait a long time if it means seeing an infection movie.

Damn son.. you need to get your shit squared away. I mean, NO EPISODE SHEEEEET Makes me wannsa beat something, or some one!!!! you dig! Biatch.

Oh and KOOL the NYT thingy, don;t forget us when you go all steven King and shit

Damn! That’s about the most fantastic excuse that I can imagine you giving for coming out late!

Hey, are you planning a follow-up to INFECTION?

HOT DAMN! Soon the world will cower in fear and wonder at the speed with which the total domination took place! That is awesome. I think there’s a good possibility you may be bordering on a reason and no longer reaching for excuses this time.

All hail the mighty ham sandwich! and Perry’s balls. You give us so much Scott, but you turned us into junkies! Let’s have our fix, get it out, no excuses, let’s have it, now!!

Just an excuse to pop out to the shops for some new sexeh knickers for nibbling on in the closet I reckon.

Best of luck with it anyway.

Scott-

What is it going to take for this to be full time for you? Will I need to buy another Krakens jersey or what?

Wow, this is gonna be hard. I started with Earthcore in November, then Ancestor over the holiday, Infection in January, and yesterday I caught up on the Rookie #20. Now I have to actually wait for the story. Noooo….

Good Luck Tale Spinner.

Woot! That’s too awesome to be pissed at! Go, Scott, go!

We could do with some beta clones of Scott just to get his ridiculous workload done in time.

What the hell are you doing for the 18 hours left? Sleep, eat…?
You lazy bastard. Work you’re ass of damned. You don’t need to sleep and you can eat while you’re working.

Best of luck but just remember when you get rich and famous who your friends and fans were when you were a fucking low-life nobody scum.

GREG - why do you think I’ll stop being a fucking low-life nobody scum when I’m rich and famous? Can I even STOP being a low-life scum? I don’t think so. If I do get rich, all that does is get me into more parties where I can make a drunken ass of myself.

-Scott-

I can’t do it anymore i know you gotta pay the bills but meantime I’m falling apart I wake with sweats and terror. my hands are shaking my skin is crawling, I NEED more Rookie I listened to all the old ones over and over again its insane. I gotta have more
I’m ready for another season MORE . Scott I’m desperate. Please help me

Point well taken Scott. Well, in that case when the big bucks start flowing like puss and you get to hang out with the rich and famous fucking low-life scum say hi to Paris for me.

Whatever it takes Scott.

I’m working on something for Ancestor… but its… uhmm… super secret at the moment.

Just trying to assure me a place in the Empire once your Emperor.

Sigler,
Nephcharge team has been dispatched. You will be mine if I don’t get 21 by Saturday.
Bastard.

Dammit, Glenn! I get to leave YOU hanging, you don’t get to do it to ME! On my OWN BLOG, for crying out loud!!!

The Sigler books of past bad guys, now Kracken Jersey wearing fools (tie’s and all) are gonna come visit your fucking slacker ass Sig…and do terrible things to your closet, if you cant get a move on it…no bout adoubt it!!

Scott you fucker i know you are minutely famous now after the tiny mention in the NYT but for fucks sake i need my junkie podcrack fix you bastard

oh…… sorry Scott my junkie persona took over for a min, congrats on the article and i heard on winging it that t-morris said you sucked the cock of the nyt reporters you HAVE TO RESPOND TO THAT SCOTT

anyway well done and upload rookie episode 21 asap

So is that why your late Scott? Your being a drunken ass at some NYC party?? Geez… dont you know the old saying… the Master will become the slave…ur junkies are getting stronger and hungrier every day man… better keep up the supply~get back in ur closet

You want to be left hanging scott? Well Im also working on something for Infection. Oh wait I already told you about it…. and wait that was a month ago… .and wait…. YOU STILL HAVNT READ IT! Lol kidding man. We love ya. Now get back to taking over the world. Your junkies will patiently twitch in the corner.

hmm, almost 2 weeks. I think we will hear the end of the rookie in a year or maybe two…

Hey Scott,

I know the REAL reason #21 is late… You’re in Austin hanging out with all the cool kids at SXSW. I can picture you getting into a drunken brawl with Violet Blue and Xeni Jardin at the County Line Barbecue.

Or maybe that was me.

Screw old media, I think you’ve proven that pod-novels are your REAL forte. Put the next one out on a subscription basis. I’ll pay. I’d much rather hear one of your books then read most other peoples.

Scott, I don’t need any damn excuses; I need my fix. You should’ve had that manuscript taken care of 6 days ago.

The Rookie is the best book you’ve podcasted. Great character development and a fun story. If you’re going to be my dealer, deal! I NEED IT!

Okay, I’ve slid a few bucks your way to help move the process forward. I don’t usually pay for my fixes in advance, so I hope you appreciate the trust I’m showing here. Now gimmie my stuff!

I Need the next episode it is really your best yet sigler. and I am totally hook but this is painful to wait this long. I am having withdrawls.

Alright…I’ve held them off for another week. But they’re getting feisty… Scott, where’s the episode buddy, you’re tempting fate here. I don’t know if these junkies can be kept at bay much longer. You can’t just shut off the tap completely buddy, these guys are getting the shakes…Greg had to be pulled off of a ledge for Christ’s sake. The guy thought he could fly. Come on, man…you don’t wan’t to be responsible for this shit!